Category: Entertainment
Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… Where Did You Say?!
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened -Part 6
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 6 (A serial book excerpt) In previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
Bill Maher Banned (Again)… But Why?
Notable public figure Bill Maher has been banned from several notable clothes retail chains in the entire slick, coastal, metro part of the USA… For making some provocative and inflammatory comments about a moderate political Islamist™ in Pakistan who says…
Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered: True Origin of Actual Series Revealed
A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. “The Deflowering” was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an…
Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name
NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…
A Serial Ponytail Yanker’s Lasso of Truth Interview [Full Censored Transcript, 13 April 2015]
Caption Text Goes Here: Honest John: Under the influence of the Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth. This shocking suppressed interview with the prime minister of the New Zealand realm, John Phillip Key (AKA ‘the Smiling Assassin’), delves deeper into the…
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s giant planet computer in Hitchhikers…
Prime Minister Disraeli: 7 Hilariously Cutting Putdowns
1. Civilization and Savage Witticisms Benjamin Disraeli, the English Frankie Boyle, is quite possibly the most aristocratically flamboyant and cutting Prime Minister in UK history. With perfect comic timing, he sliced through the pompous pretensions of his opponents, like a…
Our Crowdfunded North Korea Movie is Chugging Along, but it Needs Your Help
Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish. We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was…
New Dog Treat Introduced in Honor of Ghostbusters Reboot
St. Louis, Missouri – As the newest Ghostbusters film comes closer to fruition, more and more companies are releasing products that, in thought, will appeal to the everyday consumer who doubles as a Ghostbusterian. The latest household name to join…