Category: Entertainment
Kanye West is a Breadophile: Horrifying Truth Comes Out at the Grammys
Los Angeles, California – Underfilled baskets, uncooked breadsticks and inappropriate butterings. These were the truths revealed by rapper, Kanye West, this past Sunday at the 57th Annual Grammy Awards in the Staples Center. The man who crashed Taylor Swift’s award…
Katy Perry Spent a Lot Of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act
“Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time?…
Harper Lee to publish sci-fi inspired “To Kill a Mockingbird” sequel
Over 50 years after her last novel, it was announced today that reclusive author Harper Lee will have a new title gracing bookshelves later this year. Mockingbird II: The Revenge is currently set for a blockbuster Summer 2015 release. Asked…
John McCain Wants My Money, Assumes I’m (Fiscally?) Retarded
Oh Johnny Mac, you were once a man of principle. Now you’re not even a man of interest. With a subject line of “Get out of here, you low-life scum”. Oh this, promises to be great. What follows from there…
Banned Fiat Super Bowl Commercial Raised Eyebrows, Hackles
‘Tis the season when marketers go the extra mile and even passive fans stick to their TVs, even if just to watch the commercials. Fiat ran a clever commercial this year, but it was nothing close to the one they…
Did I Bake That? Jaleel White Reprises Role in Upcoming Sequel
Burbank, California – The Olive Garden is rising from the grave in the newest sitcom premiering in March on Fox from Executive Producer, Tyler Perry. The new show, Family Platters, is a sequel to the 90s hit, Family Matters, that…
Scott Stapp Forced to Sell Beloved Olive Garden Memorabilia
Orlando, Florida – Following a costly divorce, ongoing drug addiction and malicious hacker attacks to his bank accounts, Creed’s lead singer, Scott Stapp, who was once worth as much as 30 million dollars, is now flat broke and homeless. Stapp’s…
Fan Donations to the NFL on the Rise
NEW YORK – Many American football fans may not realize that the National Football League (NFL) is not a corporation, but a tax-exempt organization. Recently some real die-hard fans have been donating money to their beloved NFL, even though their…
One Direction Alters Name in Honor of Extinct Restaurant Chain
New York City – “Olive Garden you light up my tummy like nobody else, The way your breadsticks are buttered gets me overwhelmed, When I’m docile and out of pounds it ain’t hard to tell, You don’t go, Oh, oh,…
Super Best Technological Advancement in Making of Online Website
It was only after the internet came into light as a big roar that online websites started to grow like mushrooms after rain. Previously used by academia since the 1980s, it was only by the 1990s that the commercialization of…