Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Health

Weight-Loss Program Guarantees You’ll Lose Interest in Under 2 Weeks

INDIANAPOLIS – As millions of Americans continue to return to post-holiday life, a controversial new weight-loss program – pioneered by a self-help guru in California – guarantees that dieters will lose interest in the program in just 2 weeks. Launching…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

Glossy News 2013 Predictions: It’s going to snow a lot… somewhere… eventually

Every year since Glossy News first started publishing during the Truman Administration, we have made bold predictions about the year ahead – in politics, world affairs, pop culture and advances in cutlery. Our staff possesses an uncanny ability to peer…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment

Justin Bieber May Soon Start Using Heroin, Meth According to Experts

Experts examining a recent photo of Justin Bieber smoking marijuana fear that the youthful pop star may soon graduate to harder drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines. “Pot is a gateway drug to harder substances”, said Los Angeles youth counselor…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Top GlossyNews.com Articles of 2012

For the first time in our 10+ years of publishing, we’re getting in on the end-of-year “top lists” game with a list of our top 10, well, 30 actually, stories of 2012. These are broken into three lists. Top Stories…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Disney Expected to Lobby for Term Extension

Many may not realize this fact, but because Frank Churchill died in 1942, the music of ‘Never Smile at a Crocodile’ from the feature length animated version of ‘Peter Pan’ is set to enter the Public Domain across the EEA…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Man Calls “Dibs” On Burgundy Role, Sends Ferrell Packing

MINNEAPOLIS- Everyone and their maternal mothers are looking forward to the sequel to the hit movie Anchorman, which set box office records for a news-based, pseudo-docudramady across the country back in 2004. However, there have been rumors bubbling around regarding…

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Posted in Music

An Interview With Philip Glass During the Apocalypse

New York – In the refined New York home of Philip Glass, the great American minimalist pianist, we discussed the finer points of symphonic and chamber music over cheese and 10-year old Merlot wine. Q: When you first began playing…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Strange People

Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America

McAfee, is one of the world’s most used internet security websites. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack his machine while he is online. Also now famous is the web…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Who Wore It Best? Apocalypse Edition

MINNEAPOLIS-With the world as we know it coming to a close, it is no surprise that the public eye is turning toward celebrities, scrutinizing their every move amid all of the chaos. Of course, just like poor people, celebrities are…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Interview w/ Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com – Part II

We recently ran an interview with conservative poll smoker Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com. It quickly became our top article and my offer to post a second part from questions that were not asked was highly requested. So rather than dig…

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