Month: January 2011
Navy’s Modern Day ‘Mr. Roberts’ Gets the Heave Ho
Once news of a naval captain responsible for writing, filming and starring in raunchy videos broke on national news, opinions have emerged as to why he did it. While some naval personnel abhor his actions, many seamen who served under…
Palin Supporter Reloads
Arizona Democrat Gabrielle Giffords, representative from one of Sarah Palin’s “crosshairs” districts, has been shot. Good work, crazy people, I’m sure this will do much for your cause of not being considered crazy.
Death Panel Initiative Kills Trees Not People
The debate over whether advance care planning is actually another way to describe death panels is rearing its ugly head again since regulation started January 1st. The few folks who are still fuzzy on exactly what the intent of the…
Decision Points – The E-book (shocking revelations)
George W. Bush’s best-selling memoir, Decision Points, has been described as an unconventional narrative and a “groundbreaking new brand of memoir.” Rather than detail his life in chronological order, President Bush chose to center on the “fourteen most critical and…
Bush Accepted As Official Court Jester By Obama’s Cabinet
George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened his mouth. “I am pleased as punch…
Lindsay Lohan Goes Quasi-Ballistic
“I never even stalked Samatha, who said that I did?” Denial is the biggest river in the world, and one upon which her yellow fin mammals seem all too content into which to lie. Are dolphins aiding Lindsay Lohan in…
Lindsay Lohan Bursts Special Treatment Bubble
oh man, imagine this… you’re a super-stalker of a Hollywood vixen the likes of Lindsay Lohan. Now imagine that you’re getting popped by cops and the only last line of defense is that you own the coochie possessed in “Freaky…
GOP Blasts Don’t Ask/Tell Compromise as Sub-Fabulous
On this snowy day in our nation’s Capitol, one can feel the power of hope overtaking all vestiges of cynicism. This lame duck Congress seems to this reporter’s eyes, to be driven by a spirit of bipartisanship seldom seen in…
Shocking Truth Behind Highest Level Religious Moves Towards Social Media
THE VATICAN, ROME —BobZaguy Socio-political similarities have surfaced between the two most famous world-class conservative church leaders who publicly don’t seem to pay much mind to each other. However, two bone-shaking statements were made a few days apart by the…
Openly Gay Soldier Personally Loses War on Terror
Washington 2011: The official cause of America’s loss in the Afghanistan war has been traced to an openly gay soldier. The unidentified soldier, known as “Pretty Tony “ by his fellow soldiers, enlisted soon after the military dropped its opposition…