“I never even stalked Samatha, who said that I did?” Denial is the biggest river in the world, and one upon which her yellow fin mammals seem all too content into which to lie. Are dolphins aiding Lindsay Lohan in her stocking efforts?
No they aren’t.
Dolphins helping man, that’s crazy, and even more so. dolphins helping celebritards, that’s sheer craziness.
Rumor has it Lindsay has been cagorting with non-human sorts, but that’s plain cazy. According to at least one of our journalists, offering cigarettes (from Germany) Lilo has been anything but withholding.
Ballistic? Unlikely. Quuasi-explosive? Perhaps.
Dude, I’d stil hit that ten ways from Tuesday, yo!