Posted in Making Headlines

Medical Researchers Discover Amazing Fact

Most Americans for Prosperity (AFP) members’ hearts are in the wrong place, but admit that surgery can’t correct the problem.

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Posted in Politics

Dems Respond to Vampire Corruption Charges

WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — It began with whispers and raised eyebrows, then quickly became a prairie fire. So far only the venerable Helen Thomas, speaking at D.C.’s popular Make It Look Like a Business Expense Bistro, has found courage to…

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Posted in Religionism Top Stories

Strike By Angels Shuts Down Heaven

Heaven (GlossyNews) — A major uproar has occurred in the normally peaceful and idyllic universal subdivision of Heaven, home to famous celebrities such as Jehovah, Odin, Osiris, Allah, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, God and their flunkies Buddha, Zarathustra, Moses, Mithra and,…

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Posted in Top Stories

Iced Tea Spiked with LSD Found at Tea Party Rally

Searchlight, NV – A group of hippies, outraged that the Tea Party Movement is advertising their Saturday protest rally in Sen. Harry Reid’s hometown of Searchlight, Nevada as a conservative Woodstock, decided to teach Palin and her cronies a lesson…

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Posted in Politics

Obama Discovers Cancer Cure: Republicans Outraged

WASHINGTON, DC (GlossyNews) — In a surprise press conference this morning, Barack Obama announced to the American public that he has discovered the cure for cancer. “Several well-known medical researchers and I have finally found a way to put an…

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Posted in Strange People

Craigslist Ad Looking for Master Catapult Builder

As recently seen on Austin Craigslist: EXPERIENCED CATAPULT BUILDER (N. AUSTIN) Date: 2010-03-26, 9:33PM CDT Reply to: job-phthuttt-1639419@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Group of Investors looking for experienced carpenter to build over-sized catapult sturdy enough to fling Rush Limbaugh…

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