Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)
The Dynasty Wars are heating up. Never mind Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Clinton vs Bush is where it’s at! Or at least, it’s where the money’s at, anyways!
Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)
Today, we have a couple of stories from way back! Clinton vs Republicans. Here’s the first one.
Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump
WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?
Wikileaks: “Devastating” Meteor to hit USA in 2023-2025
Despite many recent controversial public communications, Wikileaks have recently scored their greatest coup yet. They have discovered a state terrorism cover-up from hostile foreign states that NASA and US intel are steadfastly refusing to talk about.
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER!