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Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The White House announced yesterday, that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk about people’s lives in the balance, do gooders, strikes, furloughs, whiny workers, and the general lack…

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Posted in Politics Technology

Republicans Outperform in Midterms, Russian Hackers Escape Blame

Kiev, Ukraine – Comparing the results to what pollsters had predicted in the lead up to Election Day, politicans and journalists have generally concluded that, with few exceptions, Republicans outperformed expectations by several percentage points.

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Posted in Politics

Researchers Discover why Republicans are Evil and Democrats are Cowards

Dateline: MIT—With the election of Donald Trump as president, Republicans have chosen to wear their evil on their sleeves, although the GOP’s social Darwinism, warmongering and shameless, hypocritical idolatry have been palpable since Ronald Reagan created his bizarre coalition of…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Some months later, it was the eve of the election. Pilder had already won the Democratic nomination by default. Meanwhile, Bubble had easily demolished the few remaining stragglers, who simply couldn’t compete with his relentless barrage of cruelty, crassness and…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 27: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’…

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Posted in Religionism World News

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…

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Posted in Science

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself.

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Posted in Biz News Politics Society

GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy

Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…

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Posted in Health Politics

We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan.  “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Bubble threw the mike to his personal assistant. ‘OK, so wadawesay, boy? What are we gonna do to Russia?’

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

America was founded upon a dream. Oh my God, Senator Bubble! But not all dreams reflect reality alike. So as you can see, the emergency vehicles…

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Republicans & Al-Qaeda face Conundrum of How to Continue their Escalating Evil!

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

In the near future, a battle of political wills stirs the hearts of many, as the presidential nomination contests begin. The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus.

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Posted in Music Politics

Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (2/2)

Last time: Ok, so we’ve had the first Black President and the final Democratic President in one go. But our nation has never really had a final Republican President, maybe that’s what we’re missing? IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS BOBBY!…

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Posted in Music Politics

Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (1/2)

Although Rick Perry is not currently in power, some maliciously devious Vast Left-Wing Conspirators™ have unearthed a scandalous document which (they claim) could put paid to Rick Perry’s hopes of running for President. The text in question threatens to derail…

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Posted in Politics

Entire International Community Fits/Meets Inside Tiny Beltway Café

Recently, the entire International Community™ met together in a miniscule Beltway Café in Washington. Obviously, this vast group agreed unanimously and without exception concerning all the Matters of Grave Common Concern™ that are of importance to Our Common Humanity.™ And,…

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Posted in Top Stories

North Carolina Outlaws Free Thought

A new bill was introduced today in the North Carolina senate to outlaw the human thought process. This bill was in response to the recent “Moral Monday” protests that have caused havoc in the state house. With the recent changes…

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