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Coca-Cola Resurrects 1889 Advertising Campaign by Adding Coke
ATLANTA, GA – Every fan of Coca-Cola was jumping with joy on Friday morning as the beverage behemoth’s first round of new TV ads hit the airwaves featuring a new message intended to boost sales of its beverages, which have…
Same Sex Jail Romance Leads to Kentucky Clerk’s Change of Heart
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis, who refused to issue gay marriage licenses and was taken into federal custody for contempt of court, has posted bond and been released after having a change of heart in jail. After experiencing what she called…
Obama Renames Mount McKinley “Caitlyn”
President Obama announced this Sunday that he is officially changing the name of Mount McKinley in Alaska, to Caitlyn, via his 1, 079th executive order since taking office in 2009. The mountain formally known as McKinley, at 20,320 feet, is…
Iowa State Fair Exhibits True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned up.
This year’s crop of Presidential weeds….. er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for…
Presidential Hopeful Rand Paul Says Terrorists Have Better Music
Cleveland Ohio – On August 6th the presidential hopefuls for the Republican party gathered in attempts to remind people that Donald Trump is not a real candidate. Among the cocks in the cluster fuck were Governor Chris “Bridge-y McHugs” Christie…
Dentist Who Shot Lion Enters GOP Presidential Race
Walter Palmer, the dentist who shot and killed the beloved African lion Cecil, has become the latest candidate to enter the crowded Republican presidential race. The Minnesota doctor made the announcement via Twitter. Early polls among Republican voters show Mr….
Berke Breathed Breathes Life Again Into Bloom County
Berke Breathed, beloved cartoonist of the once greatly beloved cartoon Bloom County, has returned from the dead…… Oh….. Wait a moment……he wasn’t actually dead…….. He only stopped making his cartoon for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!! Bloom County, once one of the most…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – the Iraq Factor
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – The Iraq Factor (A serial book excerpt) After President Bush is killed when Flight 93 strikes the White House on 9/11, Vice President Cheney ascends to the throne….
“But Immigration is Complex…” Uh-uh, Not so Fast
Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK. It’s always been complex, of course… Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage…
Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him…