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Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake news sources like CNN, The…
When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)
chrisvila.com @vilachumley Our correspondent, Don Lemon of CNN, caught up with the former President Barack Obama in his first interview since Donald Trump took office. Don Lemon: What have you been up to these past few weeks, Barack? Obama: Look…
Republication of Mein Kampf Hate Tract Isn’t a Disaster… The Original Publication was a Disaster
Not long ago I made a comment below a certain article about the republication of Mein Kampf in Germany: It runs as follows (slightly edited):
Islam & the Mystery of the “True” Liberal (Guest Post from Khwaja Khusro Tariq)
Meet “Moderate” Muslim and “True” Liberal… Or MM & TL, for short!
U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News
WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.
Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp
Major media personalities strive to retain their credibility after being forced to appear naked on television by our alien overlord Tromp. Tromp, the mastermind of the invasion from Pluto, created mass panic when he landed in the United States in…
Ten Great Reasons to Join ISIS!
Greetings and salutations dysfunctional Western youth. God is great and so are you! We are ISIS and we are looking for a few good martyrs! Are you that special person who is destined to do great things for a great…
Pokemon-Go Craze Puts U.S. Elections in Doubt
NEW YORK – The incredibly addictive Pokemon-Go app, which has sent countless millions of people out into the world to stare at their cell phones more than ever, has now put the U.S. Presidential elections in doubt. Current CNN polls…
Man Discovers Awful Truth, Shames Mass Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. 2017—Gerald Humphrey’s profound discovery began when he realized the American mainstream media’s treatment of Donald Trump’s Republican campaign for the presidency contrasted sharply with reality. “CNN, the Associated Press, the New York Times, and all the other major…
Rio 2016 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries
The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which other nations have links simply do not exist. Two hundred and seven countries were represented at the opening ceremony of Rio 2016,…