Ann Coulter Grants Trump Permission to Reopen Federal Government… Finally.
Washington, DC- Political pundit, and current Trump Administration Minister of All Things Policy, Ann Coulter, granted President Donald Trump permission to end the federal government shutdown on Thursday, claiming she was bored with the lack of progress achieved after another…
Utah Jazz Lose Half Their Team: New ‘Magic Underpants’ Rule Remains a Sore Point!
Formerly even less non-renowned basketball team Utah Jazz have recently lost their mojo, with their fanatical new Mormon Fundamentalist leader, Pickney H. Jonestonne, alienating droves of players with his unusual dress code. Although Utah Jazz players under previous managerial regimes…
Free the Sprocket: Sex Robots To Have Their Own Sexual Revolution
Unhappy with their sex lives, sex robots are making a buzz in the media. Customers have giving them raving reviews, but the products themselves are the ones suffering.
Somewhere In The Kremlin
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here’ s a great cartoon from rfreed! What would a Kremlin troublemaker do?
Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.
Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty that ‘Do…
Trump Administration Nutrition Lobbyists: “McDonalds Junk Food” is FAKE NEWS!
The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting against an insidious CNN / mainstream media CONSPIRACY against selfless, altruistic, patriotic restaurant companies. The three officials in question, representing KFC, McDonalds…
The Truth About Chicken Nuggets
How are chicken nuggets and hot dogs really made? Travel inside a real, working hot dog factory in this rare, behind-the-scenes footage. Learn about the fillers and chemicals used to keep wieners cheap and delicious. We sent cameras around the…
How Are Cheez-Its Really Made? (Glossy News Video)
Cheez It is one of America’s most favorite snack treats, but do you know how they’re made? We go DEEP inside the factory to uncover all their secrets, and you won’t believe what you see, unless you get how clickbait…
Disney Acquires Scientology, Pushes for Billion Year Copyright
In a move surprising several, Disney-ABC Television Group lodged a hostile takeover of Scientology on Monday, acquiring the majority of outstanding shares for $3.6 billion, excluding real estate assets, a 14% premium over Friday closing value. The move affords Disney,…
10 Steps To Help You Launch A Boat Successfully
Sometimes you might get blocked by another boat on the ramp while trying to launch yours. This can be really annoying. All boaters should learn the common boat etiquette. Most of these rules and etiquette are not laid down anywhere….