9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 8 – The Top Dog Meeting
9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 8 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – READ THEM HERE: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7. The atmosphere in the meeting…
God Issues Defamation & Copyright Cease and Desist
One tragic “unintended consequence” of the DMCA is that it has resulted in a currently unverified premature leak of a document God was planning to reveal to the world. Or at least to those who had ears to hear. I…
Exclusive Interview w/ John Hance, Incredible Teller of Big Whoppers at The Grand Canyon
You’ve heard the tales of Paul Bunyan. You know the exploits of Pecos Bill. Maybe you’ve heard of the German Baron Munchhausen. But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now: Glossy News has succeeded in…
Dissident “MRA” Terrorists Wreak Havoc in Northern Ireland
The age-old conflict between men and women in Northern Ireland has been recently worsened by a scandalous schism in the Men’s Rights Movement (MRM). The MRM, funnily enough, is made up entirely up of self-styled “Men’s Rights Activists” (MRAs). And…
Stop Press: The Real Reason Tom Cruise is Leaving Scientology
There’s a lot of talk about Tom Cruise leaving Scientology. But the media coverage thus far has been very selective. So just this once, I’m going to have to use my imagination to plug the gap.
Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (2/2)
Shhh. Don’t laugh. Not like the last time! This is pretty damn serious stuff. 1. Rob, Surname-Lacking and Achingly Committed Painfully Irritating Tenure-Cadger “Relevant?” That’s a word people in power always use to dismiss me. Endorsement from “Dr” Kent Hovind Woo!…
Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (1/2)
Update (22 Sept 2015): Since the links I posted in this article originally have changed, I have edited the post. The Great Flâneur Massacre, oddly enough, is satirical, and portrays an academic conference where the “objects of study” start talking…
Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White
In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC…
Blair, Berlusconi Salute Blatter’s Character and Integrity
The recent revival of the Sepp Blatter affair http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33303066 has led two of the former FIFA President’s most faithful allies business partners supporters to pay tribute.. To this leading light of international gamesmanship… Uh, ‘sport.’ Tony Blair said: People are…
Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (2/2)
Here’s more of the same. And it’s not often I say that about Fox News! To be frank, I have no doubt in my mind that many individuals in Labour are horrified at how our party is being occupied by…