Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (2/2)
So, why was Jan Brewer displeased that Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have recently banned ‘divisive and Eurocentric curricula?’ FFS! This is sheer anti-white hatred! Now, you may use whatever words you wish, young man! … Oh wait, a…
Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (1/2)
Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have finally stated that ‘decadent Western capitalist/kafr/woman’ (sic) Jan Brewer of Arizona might be on to something. Yes, they have recently passed draconian laws to prevent ‘divisive’ university studies. Myanmar will not allow any…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (3/3)
Here are the rest of the commandments the Watchtower is graciously bestowing on the followers of Jehovah… In order to facilitate any relatively ethical, accountable and non-abusive uses of the generally satanic and perniciously demonic spiritual technology known as “blood…
Hey, Grab Them Cuban Guys: I Need My Car Fixed
Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart- Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got the raw talent. I’m talking…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (2/3)
Last time: OOF! Well, that was a nice Godly-Gish-sermon to tire you out. Now that you’re on the ropes, I’ll rush through the more embarrassing bit. But what could it possibly be? (Psst! Cryptic and mysteriously recondite hint… READ THE…
The case against marriage equality for left-handed people
It’s time patriotic, flag-waving Americans stand up for our God-given right to oppose any minority group that makes us feel slightly uncomfortable. The time is now to raise arms – and legs – against the moral decay of this once…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (1/3)
Well, it only took me a day to beat The Respect Police! 😛 And to publish my astonishing revelation of the boundless grace, mercy and abhorrently irrational bullshit… That Lord Jehovah (of Watchtower celebrity fame and stardom) dispenses to his…
Texas GOP Passes Bill Forcing Men to Have Pre-Vasectomy Sonograms
In a surprising upset for gender equality groups, the Texas GOP passed a bill requiring men to have sonograms prior to receiving vasectomies. This includes a three-day waiting period before going through with this “unGodly” procedure of “tearing asunder what…
Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown
Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…
Brown Irishmen Six: A Song of Fury
Last night another innocent, peaceful person died in an “unknown” land. When the body of this person was pulled from the rubble in an unknown city in a certain Middle Eastern country, this message, along with a photo, was found…