Category: Society
Occupy Living Room Protests Still Fighting On
SACRAMENTO- After federal indictments and search warrants have been issued to Occupy Wall Street protest leaders, the Occupy Living Room protests have been continually pressing on, despite harsh criticisms. Although the Occupy Wall Street has lost momentum since last year,…
Roving Bands of Children Rule Chicago
CHICAGO- While the teachers strike is in full swing, the closing of public schools has allowed roving bands of children to compete for supremacy on Chicago’s streets. While reports are unclear which group has gained the most territory, it is…
New York City Criminals Finding Ways to Enjoy 32oz & Larger Sodas
New York City underworld figures and other criminals have been devising clever tactics to circumvent the recently enacted New York ‘Soda Law’, according to anonymous sources. The new law expressly prohibits movie theaters, snack bars, fast food joints and other…
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about just how unlikeable Dick Cheney has become over the years. What was…
She’s Convicted of Selling Seashells By The Seashore
A woman who was suspected of selling seashells by the seashore has been arrested near the site of the scandal. It has been alleged that she was selling seashells by the seashore without a permit to sell seashells by the…
Exposé: Under the Table with the Romneys
The Ann Romney ironing board story unfolds with a new wrinkle. Photographs posted today by Households Without Housekeepers reveal the wall-unit ironing board reportedly used as the Romney dining table was in fact a Murphy bed. The labor activist organization…
Bottled Water Making Its Way to Alaska- Like Taking Mountains to Mohammed
Bottled water- who could ever, outside of professional con men such as P.T. Barnum and Soapy Smith, would ever have thought that it would be possible to put water in a bottle and actually get someone to buy it, except,…
Never Trust a Fart
A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room. The incident happened…
High Unemployment Rate Leads to Rise in Suckers
Wash. D.C.- At the Bureau of Labor Statistics, economists announced the unemployment rate had not changed in any significant way, there was one sector of the economy that had grown unexpectedly. “Scams are in,” says notable economist Tim Kane. “Although…
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List
1. Numbers. Ten of them, actually. Maybe Roman, most likely Arabic. 2. Letters. Possibly formulated into words. Whether or not those words are cogent or in the right order is completely up in the air. 3. Links to other Top…