Category: Society
Hiker Laments He Has Never Found a Dead Body
63-year-old hiker and wilderness expert Jeffrey Somers confided today that he has never found a dead body along the hiking trails nor along the roadways despite keeping a sharp eye open at all times. “I always read about dead bodies…
Goldman Sachs to Make Money from Young Convicts
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street investment firm that profited heavily from the world-wide collapse in subprime mortgage bonds, has announced that it will participate in a bold new experiment to apply the principles of greed and the profit motive to…
Common Spastic Condition Receives a New Name
From today, nobody will ever again suffer from the annoying and temporary condition known as the hiccups, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO). That is because they have suddenly decided to name them after their cause rather than the…
Men Hurt By Manly Media Portrayal
A recent survey has shown that men are becoming increasingly annoyed by the way they are being portrayed by the mainstream media. The survey, carried out by the campaign group ‘Men Are Women Too,’ asked over 1,000 participating males how…
Formicophilia on the Rise as a Rush of Immigrants Flood the UK
London – (SatireWorld.com) Moogoto Obottu says he doesn’t miss Uganda any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Obuttu gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his…
Wife Suspects Affair After Sandwich Filling Change
A wife and mother of three grown-up children was left in deep shock yesterday morning after her husband changed his sandwich filling after 12 years. Michigan resident Margaret Beesteak rose to her alarm at 7am, as usual, to find her…
Lost Documents Suggest…Hitler Was Colorblind
Berlin, Germany-(SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era disclosed a secret that many allied intelligence services might have overlooked. According to a doctor’s report concerning the eyesight of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, the…
16 Year Old Cambridge, MA, Girl Hates Being a Hoar
16-year-old Samantha Hoar (pro: Whore) told her parents today that she hates her name and wants to change it to something with less social stigma. Her wealthy parents refused her request. “The Hoars helped build this country,” said her father…
Herman Cain Carries Flag for the Democrats
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Television viewers were quick to spot former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain minutes after the 2012 Democratic National Convention gaveled to order. The Tea Party favorite presented the colors as a member of the Disabled American…
Unemployed Former Aerospace Engineer Says: “Stop calling me that”
CAPE CANAVERAL – Identifying labels apparently matter, at least to unemployed former aerospace engineer Fred Hackford, who is among the thousands of NASA workers being laid off by the space agency following its retirement of the space shuttle and its…