Category: Society
Protesting Pakistani Street Mob ‘Pranked’ by CIA Trick
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan, hundreds of protestors are feeling really stupid after a CIA infiltrator set them up…
Who Is Really Behind The Mysterious Florida Post Office Crashes?
The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage- to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos (see Yahoo News). There have recently been eight crashes supposedly due to ‘old timers’ tapping the gas…
America Ranks #1 in Human Energy Conservation (Laziness)
One of President Obama’s campaign promises was to address the energy crisis. It’s one of his top priorities just after healthcare reform, job creation, education reform and improving his Baseball Opening Day Ceremonial Curve Ball (needs a lot of work)….
The NRA Experiments With Mexican Cartel Sales Tactics
As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically. “Hey kid!” a creepy voice yelled out of the alley…
Hey Mormons, Stop By & Answer a Few Questions
I had a limited understanding of Mormons, those of the Latter Day Saints faith, prior to 2012 when Romney became the Republican nominee… but now that he’s out there front and center, I have some serious questions to ask you…
Man’s Custom Motorcycle Causes Accidents in NYC
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Most motorcycles don’t get a second glance, in fact, are mostly un-noticed while roaring down America’s streets and highways, except one owned by Stuart P. Mitchell who has received a summons from the NYPD…
Oy Vey: Seinfeld to Play Romney in Biopic
Jerry Seinfeld has been cast to play Governor Mitt Romney in a yet unnamed feature film. How hard can it be to play an empty suit? Ask Jerry. “The hardest part will be keeping up with this guy. Romney, he’s…
Catholic Institutions Should NOT be Required to Pay for Birth Control
Thanks to the likes of Sandra Fluke, this debate has reared the back of it’s ugly front-side in the political arena once again. Many argue that it’s unfair to pay taxes to support birth control measures they don’t personally support,…
PETA Slams Huge Rise in “Goldfish Mills”
Natalie Klad, PETA Spokesman of the Greater Cincinnati area, says irresponsible and/or incompetent goldfish owners are contributing to the rise of unwanted goldfish overcrowding animal shelters across the country. “I believe we all know what happens when you allow unprotected…
10 Signs That You’re In a Long-Term Relationship
1. You finish each other’s sentences… because you can’t stand the sound of the other person’s voice. 2. You have wild, passionate sex all night long. Then you wake up. 3. Whenever you miss each other, you just pick up…