Category: Society
Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand near Daytona Beach
New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach when late Saturday afternoon, a van belonging to an Indiana family of six suddenly disappeared into the sand leaving no trace. As onlookers…
How to Not Make Terrible Tattoo Designs
Tattoo art has been practiced from time immemorial, sometimes for good reasons, other times, well, Google it yourself to see what how the other half are left to live. People from different cultures have marked particular parts of their bodies…
Report: Libertarianism Classified As Mental Disorder
In a development that is stirring nationwide anger, the American Psychological Association has released a report classifying Libertarianism as a mental disorder. Head researcher Paul Keynes discussed the organization’s findings, which were gleaned from a 10-year study that interviewed and…
Prostitute Asks Colleague “Have You Ever Been Arrested?” (comic)
We’ve all been there. We’ve all asked our co-worker for an ounce of advice, and in too many cases, the question is misunderstood. This comic speaks precisely to that. Click on the image to see it full-sized. Brian is on…
Gay Muslim Arrested for “Loving Mohammed”
RIYADH – An openly gay Muslim has been arrested by religious police for professing his desire to “make love” with the prophet Mohammed. According to eyewitness reports, Omar al-Haard was accosted by thirty police officers after being caught in a…
Jesus Christ Hates Elvis (comic)
This comic was inspired by an actual conversation my mother had with actual missionaries about three decades ago. She was feisty then, she’s still a pain in my ass now, but none of that means anything in comparison to the…
Hummer Totally on Guy’s Ass for, Like, the Last 2 Miles
CARMEL – According to reports from the driver’s side of a silver Buick Century, that damn Hummer has been on local man Jeff Foggerty’s ass for, like, at least the last 2 miles. Even though Foggerty is himself marginally over…
Taco Bell Elects to Take USDA Meat Test Pass/Fail
IRVINE, CALIF — Taco Bell announced in a statement last week that they have elected to take this year’s USDA meat test on a pass/fail basis, rather than risking another poor performance on the agency’s traditional grading scale. According to…
Trump to Open Chain of Children’s Casinos
Free-market capitalist and cranial gopher rescue haven Donald Trump has announced this week that he’ll open a new line of casinos aimed squarely at the children’s market. Many see this as a provocative, or even illegal move, but since all…
Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)
If you’ve ever wondered the best way to squeeze a few nickels out of your local retailer, there’s no better way than shoplifting. Sure you might go to jail over a $1.87 sample size of Jergins, but usually you’ll just…