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Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)

Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)

If you’ve ever wondered the best way to squeeze a few nickels out of your local retailer, there’s no better way than shoplifting. Sure you might go to jail over a $1.87 sample size of Jergins, but usually you’ll just damn the man.

This comic shows all the benefits and potential detriments, I assume. I haven’t actually read it. I find the comics on this site crass, so I don’t actually take the time to look at them. They’re a bit beneath me.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he’s published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


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One Response to “Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)”

  1. Davis Waridge says:

    I tried this sort of extreme couponing when I was about 13-14, and it didn’t go well. They called my parents, but not the cops, so I guess it went okay.

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