Posted on 19 September 2009. Tags: arecibo, borincua, entertaining, native, ninja, puerto rico, tribal
It was the strangest thing. We were having a runaway, rampant day out, doing our darnedest to span the landscape of the Puerto Rican interestosphere, regardless of the locals’ patent refusals to engage us in our media-istic capacities. It was a trouble we’d faced everywhere, but a resistance I hadn’t expected to face was that upon meeting a poorly-wigged tribal re-enactor, who obviously looked like a ninja, that he’d say he wasn’t a ninja. Continue Reading
Posted in Kidz Zone, Travel
Posted on 19 September 2009. Tags: barack, barack obama, fiasco, kindergarten, obama, schools, speech, teleprompter
President Barack Obama has delivered a junior State of the Nation speech to American schoolchildren, broadcast live to classrooms across the entire good ole US of A – from kindergarten age to upper high school grades. Continue Reading
Posted in Kidz Zone, Politics
Posted on 12 September 2009. Tags: chubby chaser, fat, fat camp, fitness, kids, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight
Reporters from the Daily Shitraker have uncovered a secret plan formulated by Sir Erwin Bogbrush – New Labour’s Minister for Orwellian Studies – to send overweight children on a draconian NHS enforced slimming regime. Continue Reading
Posted in Health, Kidz Zone
Posted on 11 September 2009. Tags: camera, prodige, vacation, video, videocamera, youtube
We all have our jobs to do around the Perplexing Times offices, and we all do them, time permitting, to the best of our ability. Well, maybe not the best of our abilities, but certainly to the best of our interest in doing so. This staff Videographer we hired, however, is really mooking up the works with his inattention to detail. Continue Reading
Posted in Kidz Zone
Posted on 29 May 2009. Tags: chump, cuckolded, fool, pregnancy, punk, scam, sucker, teen, values
Alfie McScrunt, the boy who was reported to have fathered a child when he was 12 years old, is not the baby’s father, DNA tests have shown. Alfie, now 13, of Smegmadale’s Sink or Swim Housing Estate, told the ‘underage sex’ columnist from the Cormorant Strangler’s Gazette that he was ‘dead chuffed’ (Chav-speak for ‘proud’) he’d got his 15-year-old girlfriend ‘up the tub’ (further Chav-speak for ‘preggers’). Continue Reading
Posted in Kidz Zone
Posted on 21 January 2009. Tags: disillusionment, dog, hotel for dogs, kids, obama, parenting, puppy, santa
Taking up the difficult charge requested of the nation’s newest president, fathers around the country have stepped up to make difficult choices and keep hope alive in the next generation. Many are doing this by emulating the exact behavior of Barack Obama and promising their dog demanding children that they too can have a puppy… you know, when dad gets elected president. Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, Kidz Zone, Politics
Posted on 15 June 2003. Tags: adult, adult content, Internets Tubes, monitoring, nc17, oversite, parents, supervision
LOS ANGELES – More parents are taking the time to monitor the pornography their children view on the internet, according to the second annual Walt Disney Co. study on the subject. Disney reports that 71% of the 774 parents surveyed limit the types of pornography their children may access. Continue Reading
Posted in Internets Tubes, Kidz Zone
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