Sports Channel Scrapes Bottom, Covers Mini Golf

There’s nothing elegant about a three-year-old putting madly at a ball he can’t seem to square up on, but it seems one channel has gone the extra mile by making him an internet sensation.

The golfer in question is a young man named Max, and apparently it’s short for Maximum Putt Swings, because this kid is a hacker on the highest order, and his swing isn’t merely unrefined, but refreshingly wild.

Within the first minute of coverage he goes into double-digits on his very, very short putt, but the commentators still hang around and talk it up like it’s the hole of the century. I don’t personally follow mini golf, so maybe it is.

Wild swings are met with wild commentary, and the screen crawls are no better, as live Tweeters and professional commentators interject to ruin what would otherwise be a fun day on the mini greens for any youngster. Nope, can’t let even that small bit of fun pass without sharting wildly all over it.

Watch the video below, then post all your snark in the comments below that, and we’ll go from there.

Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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