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“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Three: Spawn of the Dead)

More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” I don’t have any kids that I’m willing to own up to, which makes me ideal for writing children’s books. I used to think children’s books were…

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“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter One: Now Is Not A Good Time)

More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” NOTE FROM WALLACE: Hope you enjoyed the intro yesterday! Favorite the author’s Glossy News Satire account here. You can also keep tabs on Anthony Rhody and other…

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Love
Posted in Human Interest Serious Commentary

Devil’s Advocate II: STAY AWAY FROM “BORED” SPOUSES THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!

Hey, how’s everyone doin’? Funny how this tima year, all the cockroaches suddenly come crawling outa the woodwork. No don’t worry, I just meant Katie! SPOILER: If a woman or a man is ‘bored with’ whoever they are with, avoid…

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Love peace
Posted in Human Interest Serious Commentary

When TRUE Love Waits? Addicts Need Care, Not Reckless Eroticism

True love always desires the blessedness of the other, and does not carelessly harm oneself and the one one loves in order to somehow avert harm. Someone who lacks the patience to be a friend to someone they care about in their darkest hour will never have the commitment to show an even deeper love.

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Irish pub Guiness
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Finnegan Died

Finnegan Died (On the occasion of the closing of Thee Coffee House, San Angelo, Texas, and the assemblage of its nostalgic friends, many of whom hadn’t been around for months. November 28, 1970). Finnegan died, as people do every once…

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Cardiology surgery
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EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!

God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…

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Breasts story
Posted in Human Interest Society

Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)

Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…

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Waiter disaster
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Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)

Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…

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Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow

Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…

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The Knives of Athenry: A Far from Humorous Satire on ‘The Fields of Athenry’ (NSFW)

By a lonely Irish ward, I heard an infant wailing “Mammy, they said they’re taking me away, For the people repealed the 8th To be cut in pieces is my fate Mammy, save me, or I’ll never see the light…

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