Category: Human Interest
#MeToo!!!
I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know: I’m a man; but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility; it’s compassion, consideration, kindness, understanding, and of course,…
Hug It Out: How Hugs Affect Us
If you’re wondering how hugs affect us, then you’ve come to the right place. Learn more about what you should know today! Most people like to give and receive hugs periodically, but did you know that experts recommend that we…
English Language Learner Who Hasn’t Yet Studied the Present and Future Tenses is Literally Stuck in the Past
Tuesday 4:14 P.M. DURYEA, PA – It’s been confirmed that Bogomil Vutov, a Bulgarian immigrant and Duryea resident, has not studied the present and future tenses in his English language book yet and is therefore literally stuck in the past….
Nation of Self-Obsessed Attention Hogs Whine About Sea Levels Rising Due to Climate Change
FUNAFUTI, TUVALU– After years of whining and moaning about possible ecological devastation and flooding which would render their entire country uninhabitable, little Tuvalu finally got its moment in the sun when the international press threw the petulant brats a handful…
The Un-Conventional Fiddler’s Convention
I pick up my friend Scott. I’ve known Scott since 1983. I met him at the frat house where my high school friends and I hung around and partied. During one of the parties my parents thought I was attending…
Beast Mode Now Slated to Speak Virtually to Princeton Grads: List of Other Celeb Grad Speeches Online
When Princeton announced Marshawn Lynch of Beast Mode fame would speak to grads, other schools scrambled to attract headline-makers. Since, all education’s virtual at this point because of Covid-19 protocols, these speeches will be online to grads. This will give…
A Modest Proposal for Curb Side Service
I have listed all my neighbors in the order I will eat them. When COVID-19 closed the schools, then the bars, then the restaurants, I could see the spaghetti noodles on the wall. America was on the verge of Apocalypse….
Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!
Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid people? You got it! I got this whole quarantine thing down and I don’t even have to change any of…
Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Post Mortem: Been That, Done There)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome to the end of this amazing book serial from Anthony Rhody: Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (NOT A MANIFESTO)
How to Raise Kittens
If you are looking for a new pet, there is a very good chance that you have considered getting a kitten. With that being said, getting a kitten can be a very special time in your life, as well as…