Category: Human Interest
Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Thirteen: Last of the Mohitoes)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” But now, as I begin to achieve complete mindfulness and acquire awesome wisdom through meditation and prescription pain-killers, there are certain tenets that I know are universal…
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eleven: Margarine of Error)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Remind me to go file this when I’m done. I love words, though at times it feels like an unrequited love.
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Ten: Hobby Whores)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” I still have aspirations. Plus, I like saying “ass-pirations.”
“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Three: Spawn of the Dead)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” I don’t have any kids that I’m willing to own up to, which makes me ideal for writing children’s books. I used to think children’s books were…
“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter One: Now Is Not A Good Time)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” NOTE FROM WALLACE: Hope you enjoyed the intro yesterday! Favorite the author’s Glossy News Satire account here. You can also keep tabs on Anthony Rhody and other…
Devil’s Advocate II: STAY AWAY FROM “BORED” SPOUSES THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!
Hey, how’s everyone doin’? Funny how this tima year, all the cockroaches suddenly come crawling outa the woodwork. No don’t worry, I just meant Katie! SPOILER: If a woman or a man is ‘bored with’ whoever they are with, avoid…
When TRUE Love Waits? Addicts Need Care, Not Reckless Eroticism
True love always desires the blessedness of the other, and does not carelessly harm oneself and the one one loves in order to somehow avert harm. Someone who lacks the patience to be a friend to someone they care about in their darkest hour will never have the commitment to show an even deeper love.
Finnegan Died
Finnegan Died (On the occasion of the closing of Thee Coffee House, San Angelo, Texas, and the assemblage of its nostalgic friends, many of whom hadn’t been around for months. November 28, 1970). Finnegan died, as people do every once…
EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!
God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…
Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)
Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…