Category: Television
“It’s a Metaphor for Like… Life,” Explains Stoned Teen
Friday, 12:40 P.M. THROOP, PA – Kyle Wexler, a local teen who had been smoking pot, explained to a group of bewildered family members who were watching “The Wheel of Fortune” that the popular game show hosted by Pat Sajak,…
Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!
Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid people? You got it! I got this whole quarantine thing down and I don’t even have to change any of…
Season’s Casualties: Three Victims
ED: Welcome to Linda Boroff! She’s also written in McSweeney’s, Gawker, The Guardian and many other publications. The Annual Death of Frosty the Snowman Watching Frosty, that merry soul, waste away under the sun’s relentless onslaught was one of winter’s…
Amy Poehler SCANDAL! Is new Netflix Series a GRUDGE BOMB Against Tina Fey?????
NEW YORK – Netflix’s new hit show, Russian Doll, is just a ploy by a vengeful Amy Poehler to get back at her friend and fellow comedian Tina Fey, following Fey’s repeated success in writing TV shows, and Poehler’s lack…
Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows
Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…
Judge Judy’s Guide to Life
Hi. My name’s Judge Judy. Welcome to my courtroom. You obviously have seen me on TV telling stupid imbeciles wasting my time to go get a life! I’m here today to teach you all the formula on how to become…
God Condemns Conservative Bullies for Opining on Comedy
Dateline: D.C.—Conservatives condemned Michelle Wolf’s comedic speech at the 2018 White House Press correspondents’ dinner, until God reminded them they have no sense of humour because they’re bullies.
London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show
A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face. Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News:
Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants
Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants?
Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career
The official and ultimate Dad-rock-lover’s favourite, Jeremy Clarkson, is now taking his swagger to the most renowned Centrist Dad place of all: 80s adult-oriented rock!