Category: Television
Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss
Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss. Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We…
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It To Spock
Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking – The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below-
“Julianna Rose Mauriello: Life out Of “‘LazyTown'”
More about Julianna Rose Mauriello a) Singing and Acting When young, Julianna (Stephanie) always sang and was seen at SUNY Purchase Party Scene of the Nutcracker which is similar to no deposit casino uk. Her performance grew as she watched…
Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…
Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him
The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.
Happy Belated Friends Parody Day!
Glossy News has had a delay in presenting those ‘Friends Parody videos’ we promised, from various people on Youtube.
Edgy London Soap Opera Panders to Booming Postmodernist Intellectual Market
A recent TV programme has finally cornered the crowded market of postmodern London soap operas. Millions of viewers are tuning in every week; and yet, nobody seems to have the slightest idea ‘wass goin’ on?’ in this rather bizarre and…
Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…
News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…
Live at the Apollo Wins ‘Worst UK Television Programme Award.’
T.V. stand up show ‘Live At The Apollo’ has picked up ‘The Worst UK TV Programme Award’ for 2017. The show’s producer Rick Earle thanked the TV audience in his acceptance speech: Ladies and gentleman, thank you so much for…