Category: Entertainment
Brown Irishmen Six: A Song of Fury
Last night another innocent, peaceful person died in an “unknown” land. When the body of this person was pulled from the rubble in an unknown city in a certain Middle Eastern country, this message, along with a photo, was found…
God Issues Defamation & Copyright Cease and Desist
One tragic “unintended consequence” of the DMCA is that it has resulted in a currently unverified premature leak of a document God was planning to reveal to the world. Or at least to those who had ears to hear. I…
Stop Press: The Real Reason Tom Cruise is Leaving Scientology
There’s a lot of talk about Tom Cruise leaving Scientology. But the media coverage thus far has been very selective. So just this once, I’m going to have to use my imagination to plug the gap.
Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (2/2)
Shhh. Don’t laugh. Not like the last time! This is pretty damn serious stuff. 1. Rob, Surname-Lacking and Achingly Committed Painfully Irritating Tenure-Cadger “Relevant?” That’s a word people in power always use to dismiss me. Endorsement from “Dr” Kent Hovind Woo!…
Great Flâneur Massacre: Fictional Endorsements, Endorsements of Fiction (1/2)
Update (22 Sept 2015): Since the links I posted in this article originally have changed, I have edited the post. The Great Flâneur Massacre, oddly enough, is satirical, and portrays an academic conference where the “objects of study” start talking…
Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White
In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC…
Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (2/2)
Welcome back, cobber! Remember last time? Strewth, mate! Yurl need to ‘ave ten tons ah Frosty Jacks when you ‘ear what ‘appens next! *** The moment Fatima and Bieber landed in Alessi Exile Airport in Bishop’s Kennedy, Queensland… A lawless…
Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (1/2)
A few days ago, Johnny Depp finally threw his cutlass out of the pram about being threatened last month by the unaccountable Canberra/E-Street/Ramsay Street/Ramsbottom Street/Summer Bay/Richmond Hill regime: http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/johnny-depp-amber-heard-avoid-australia-after-dog-threat-n379546 Unanticipated, obscurely tedious Australian soap opera references? Well, you can’t say…
Weird Al Sings Love-Lorne Rhapsody
NEW YORK CITY – Weird Al Yankovic is respected worldwide for his funny and sometimes daring song parodies. The singer has been going strong for over 35 years, but it appears as if he ran into a bit of trouble…
Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help
Some have called him “funny,” “awesome,” and “kind,” but as kind as they are, my kids won’t be able to listen to my podcast for adult language and themes. On July 27th, the Glossy News podcast will launch with five…