Category: Entertainment
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (2/2)
Last time: But yes, HOSTILE TAKEOVERS ARE A BIG PROBLEM IN THE BUSINESS WORLD… Not least because they can risk utterly destroying the personal reputation, or worse still, the business reputation of the person undertaking the purported hostile takeover in…
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (1/2)
Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference). The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:…
British Right-Wing Media Infiltrated by Far-Left Entryists
Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly “right-wing” media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy every last vestige of conservative, libertarian,…
4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is Live
Today GlossyNews launches the official podcast. Technology, jokes, religion, Double-D list celebrities and more all feature prominently, so for the love of web, give it at least a solid five minutes of attention. Celebrity guests will only get bigger by…
The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate
There controversy over the pronunciation of the file type “.gif” is hotly contested, but there can only be one right answer. Don’t ask Jeff, Geoff, Gary, Gerald, Jason, George or Jorge, but their anecdotal life experience means nothing to this…
Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks
College summer jobs in the service industry can haphazardly introduce the young to celebrities big and small. Some celebrity jerk stories are obvious and believable, but others involve caricatures of characters who/which are down right unbelievable. Hard to swallow, if…
Berke Breathed Breathes Life Again Into Bloom County
Berke Breathed, beloved cartoonist of the once greatly beloved cartoon Bloom County, has returned from the dead…… Oh….. Wait a moment……he wasn’t actually dead…….. He only stopped making his cartoon for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!! Bloom County, once one of the most…
New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet
Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster. Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything…
Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran
Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If…
NASA Pluto Probe Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid
Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!! Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak…