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Chapter 26: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism. But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen.

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Book Review: “Ideology: An Introduction” by Terry Eagleton

Anything with ‘introduction’ in the title can easily appear off-putting to the more thoughtful and reflexive reader; promise me you won’t let that happen! This is a very serious and (rather unsurprisingly) an extraordinarily witty romp through the history of…

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 25: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The Halls of Mandos, then. So this is me. Let’s knock this on down, brother, for the health of the world.

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Posted in Music

Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)

Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.” Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would…

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Posted in Making Headlines Television

God Condemns Conservative Bullies for Opining on Comedy

Dateline: D.C.—Conservatives condemned Michelle Wolf’s comedic speech at the 2018 White House Press correspondents’ dinner, until God reminded them they have no sense of humour because they’re bullies.

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If you Don’t Laugh, You’ll Cry! Chase the Demons Away with these Great Books from Our AMAZING Satire Team!

Glossy News has plenty of great satirists! And many of them have written books; hence the handy guide below. (Keep reading!) The following is not, of course, an exhaustive list of the books by our various funny people. However, we…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Sports Scandals

Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…

In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Top Stories

CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to…

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Posted in Talky Pictures World News

No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!

[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever]. In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?

You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days.

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