Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)

Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.”

Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would appreciate Putin’s stirring not-so-public rendering of an old, old classic!

I want KGB
I want KGB
I want protect me from bad lies nasty sad rainbow clown eyes
I don’t need you
God knows
God knows I want KGB!

I want KGB
I want KGB
I want break free now from this town
Make-up gaudier clown
I impress you
I want to be free
God knows, God knows I want KGB!

I’ve fallen in love
I’ve fallen in love, it is first time
This time I know it not gay
Russian media he say
God knows, God knows I’ve fallen in love!

It’s strange but so true
Can’t get over rainbow until you are also help me too
But I have to be sure
When I am break down backdoor
You also want me be free, baby
You also want me be free
Oh Comrade, we all want to break free!

But life still go on
I can’t get used to, living without, living without
Intel sexcam
Every corner of ho-o-o-ooooooome
God knows, must now make whoopee on own!

So baby can’t you see, just as me
You want KGB!
Oh I want KGB!
Quiet room of you and for me!
I want, you want, you know all want
K… G B!

NOTE: No-one from Queen, as far as we are aware, endorses this mildy contentious parody. Still, you can only imagine how poor Vlad is feeling right now. Don’t worry, Vlad! Better days a’comin’!

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1 thought on “Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)

  1. “This very bad. Insult Mother Russia and the Federation! Wallace, we must think of a way to punish you. ;)”

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