Category: Entertainment
Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows
Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…
How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers
We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…
IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright
Dear friends: I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on…
American Cow Pie
Authors Note: This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little…
Judge Judy’s Guide to Life
Hi. My name’s Judge Judy. Welcome to my courtroom. You obviously have seen me on TV telling stupid imbeciles wasting my time to go get a life! I’m here today to teach you all the formula on how to become…
Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.
Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty that ‘Do…
Disney Acquires Scientology, Pushes for Billion Year Copyright
In a move surprising several, Disney-ABC Television Group lodged a hostile takeover of Scientology on Monday, acquiring the majority of outstanding shares for $3.6 billion, excluding real estate assets, a 14% premium over Friday closing value. The move affords Disney,…
Sharpen Your Pens! Glossy News Wants Your Poems… & Here are a Few Examples to Whet your Appetites!
Glossy News has plenty of room for poetry: serious poetry, yes, but especially satire! Or sometimes even serious (i.e. sober satire). Email the managing editor on wallacerunnymede@gmail.com if you want to contribute. Here are a few ideas to set you…
More Funny Trump Cartoons!
Aaaaaaand it’s time for some more exciting cartoons from Up Chuck! Trump’s Own Authorities Everyone has the right to their own opinion, right? That’s what the First Amendment is about, after all! The Art of the Deal
Redskins Owner Won’t Rule Out Signing Kareem Hunt
Washington, DC- On Monday, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder refused to rule out signing former Kansas City Chiefs Running back, Kareem Hunt, after he was released by his team on Friday. Hunt was a standout star for the AFC leading…