Category: Celebrity Gossip
Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her
A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…
Crack Bagans? Ghost Stalker Pushes Beloved Mask, Ford Ranger Off Cliff
MOUNT CHARLESTON, NV – Only hours before the series finale of his newest show Deadly Possessions was set to air, ghost hunting guru Zak Bagans could be found about 50 miles northwest of his Las Vegas museum; committing an act…
Interview: Katie Hopkins Educates Me on ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’
Some time ago, I posted on my Wallace Runnymede blog the following piece: London’s Drone-Happy Cockroach Caucus Loses Its Shit (But not its Bullshit) The “Foreign Office” in London (formerly known as Airstrip One’s Ministry for Eternal War) has recently…
Bono & Peter Gabriel Slam Wagner: ‘Don’t Separate the Man from the Music’
Many music critics view Wagner’s music as problematic because of the composers’ anti-Semitic views. And yet, some argue that his classic works of opera are somehow separable from his hatred of the Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees that this…
Zak Bagans Interrupts Wedding to Proclaim Love to Air Mask
Las Vegas, Nevada – Only hours before the newest episode of the long-running spook catching show, Ghost Adventures, was set to air on Saturday, the leading paranormal expert, Zak Bagans, made an announcement that he described afterwards as a “ghost…
Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (2/2)
Mitsuko told me: Roosh approached me when I was standing outside a club. He said: ‘Listen… um, don’t be offended, but you Harujuku bitches look… uh… really, really… uh, hot. Em, yeah! I mean, uh, kind of… uh no, I…
Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (1/2)
Vaguely-non-SWP rape apologist and notable PUA wannabe Roosh V has been trying to make a name for himself in the UK recently… Albeit with not one whit more success than the solemn-jawed, soberly Stalinistic, mournfully dick-waving Trotksyite fanatics of ‘Real…
Weirder Than A Stephen King Novel – A Rock Band With King and Dave Barry In It. Let Me Introduce You To The Rock Bottom Remainders
Unannounced to most of us, one of the most incredible rock and roll groups has passed before us and we didn’t even notice it. Maybe most of us were too stoned to catch it. This group was named The Rock…
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…