Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!!

God to the world

“He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted! ………………. April Fools!”

Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later

“That wasn’t really me on the cross! It was some other guy I sold it to ………………. April Fools!”

Judas to Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane

“I didn’t really turn you in. I just pretended to because I knew it would keep you up all night! ………………. April Fools!”

Mary Magdalene to Jesus

“I’m really not a prostitute. I’m actually Herod’s daughter and only 14 years old. You are toast now! ………………. April Fools!”

Roman guard to Jesus

“I am going to let you go because you cured my acne ………………. April Fools! My wife just bought me some cream that does the same thing.”

Herod to Jesus

“Let me see you change my water into wine.”

Jesus

“I only do card tricks actually. Get me a deck and I’ll show you some good ones! ………………. April Fools!”

Thief on the cross next to Jesus

“I have sinned and want you to save me so I can go to heaven.”

Jesus

“Sorry, I don’t do house calls! ………………. April Fools!”

Mary Magdalene outside Christ’s tomb

“Pray, my good sir, can you tell me where they have taken Jesus’s body? It lay not here.”

Gentleman

“Some guy name Frankenstein already came by and picked it up ………………. April Fool!”

Disciples at Gethsemane after Jesus is arrested

“I got dibs on his cloak!” ……… “No, me!”……… “No, me!” ……… “It’s mine! He said I could have it! ………………. April Fools!”

Disciples at Gethsemane (again) after Jesus is arrested

(Delivery guy comes up)

“Here is the pizza you folks ordered. Now who is going to pay for it?”

Everyone looks at each other.

“Jesus will! He’ll be back in a moment!”

Deliveryman

“Oh, him I can trust. I will just give you guys the pizza and wait for him.”

The disciples take the pizza and run off. No one says “April Fools.”

Editor’s Pick:

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/drink/beer/ct-food-beer-industry-april-fools-20180401-story,amp.html

amp.kentucky.com/opinion/op-ed/article207532364.html
http://fox40.com/2018/04/01/today-in-history-easter-sunday-and-april-fools-day/amp/

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