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Nation of Self-Obsessed Attention Hogs Whine About Sea Levels Rising Due to Climate Change
FUNAFUTI, TUVALU– After years of whining and moaning about possible ecological devastation and flooding which would render their entire country uninhabitable, little Tuvalu finally got its moment in the sun when the international press threw the petulant brats a handful…
Rex Returns! Doing His Part to Fight Climate Change!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: More funny cartoons from JF! Try clicking the author’s profile for more. Some of the most innovative stuff we’ve seen in a while. Rising at the crack of dawn, Rex destroys a coal-fired power station as his…
7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…
Candidates Politicize God’s Subtle Climate Change “Reminder”
GlossyNews.com – “Look, I tried,” God grumbled, “Picked the most populated part of the country, some of the most contentious states in the election and altered both of their campaign routes, but did they listen? Noooo.” In a last, desperate…
Sarah Palin Becomes Climate Change Expert at Fox News
BREAKING NEWS – Fox News has taken the plunge(errr) and has hired Sarah Palin as a contributor to take on some of the most controversial issues of our time, including climate change. Satirists and comedians were said to be partying…
U.S. Quits Climate, Forges New Environmental Alliance
The United States in a surprise announcement today indicated that it was quitting climate altogether, relinquishing the current model in favor of a new environmental alliance. “Climate! It’s one crisis after another. If it’s not floods and earthquakes, it’s wildfires,…
NPR to Use FOX Tactics to Survive In Modern US Media Climate
The recent Juan Williams firing scandal has led National Public Radio to realize that they need to develop more FOX News type media tactics if they are to survive. A radical top to bottom make-over has been ordered for the…
Tesco-saurus Rex Naturally Embroiled in Climategate Scam
A self-proclaimed global warming expert agreed to endorse the UK’s Greediest Grocer’s position on reducing plastic bag use after his institute received a £25 zillion donation from the ubiquitous dominating supermarket chain, according to evidence gleaned by Feral Beryl McScatt…
OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Semper Fi! A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp…
Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…