Posted in Kidz Zone Society Video News

Bad Keming: Than K Yo u Th Ank You

Howdy Interweb folks! I’m Bobby Joe, and this here editorial makin’ kinda guy is known to our all ‘n’ sundries as the Brian K. White. K is also what you git in the kerning. Now how do kerning be defined?…

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Posted in Politics

Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, Seek to Vote as Honourary Americans

Thousands of Canadians are lobbying the United States government to allow them to vote as honourary Americans in US elections, despite their lacking US citizenship, because they know more about the United States than Canada.

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Posted in Top Stories

Racist Critics of North Korea & Saudi Arabia Should Check their Privilege! LULZ

The Myanmar Buddho-Marxist Junta, Jabhat-al-Nusra, North Korean Gulags, Saudi Dictatorship… These are all kind of problematic, but shouldn’t we be focusing on REAL PROBLEMS, like campus cafeterias plundering Indian culinary traditions, or men having inappropriate postures on the Tube….

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament.

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Posted in Human Interest

Trial By Fire… I Survived 13 Bouts With Cancer

So, I now reside in the small town of McDonough, just a few miles south of Atlanta in Georgia. I am a proud grandfather of four. I live with my grandchildren and five chihuahua rescues who have space to roam…

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Posted in Education Internets Tubes

7 Ways to Make College Work Again

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those with sharp eyes will notice Brian didn’t say ‘Make College Great Again,’ but ‘Make College Work Again.’ Just thought I’d point that out, because everyone is accused of being pro-Trump or pro-Hillary, or even a Bernie…

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Posted in Human Interest Making Headlines Top Stories

United Airlines Brings Back Its Friendly Skies

Lately, United Airlines’ longstanding motto, Fly the Friendly Skies, has taken a serious tumble. On a recent flight four passengers were told they had to disembark to make room for airline personnel.

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Posted in Politics

The Poetry Of Sarah Palin

I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow Into the air It came down And pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true And brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake…

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Posted in Human Interest

SJWs Embrace Diversity with their Customary Consistency

SJWs BE LIKE Diversity is not up for debate! ALL MEANS ALL! I’m 100% in favour of diversity, no exceptions! …

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Poetry About, and Poetry By

Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you! Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems. Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else? For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone….

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