Month: June 2015
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (1/2)
We are the dead. But we still speak. And condemn. And we speak and condemn regarding the report on US government’s (or if you prefer, “International Community’s”) footshuffling regarding the torture of the enemies du jour (you know, brown, Muslim,…
Sam Harris Drives Dinosaurs out of the Schools
Prominent atheist and achingly non-woolly intellectual figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop The Flintstones from being shown in science classes. Not only that. Teachers used to allocate some general class time just before vacation…
Government Chemtrail Program Deemed a Success
US Government officials declared today that their government sponsored Chemtrail program, which is designed to make people more submissive to government authority, is a total success. “People are more submissive now than at any time in history”, proudly declared US…
Bill Maher Banned (Again)… But Why?
Notable public figure Bill Maher has been banned from several notable clothes retail chains in the entire slick, coastal, metro part of the USA… For making some provocative and inflammatory comments about a moderate political Islamist™ in Pakistan who says…
Police Excuses As To Why They Threw A Fifteen Year Old Black, Bikini Clad, Barefoot Girl To The Ground And Pinned Her Down In McKinney, Texas.
“She might have had an Uzi in her panties.” “She could be a Kung-Fu expert and have attacked all nine of us and beaten us up.” “They could have had this whole pool party rigged with explosives Columbine style and…
DADDS Drunk Driver System Promises More Hassle, Road Deaths
NHTSA is seriously considering a mandate to put breathalyzers in every single new car on the road. Not only is the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration considering it, they’ve been funding its research since 2008 with millions already invested. Sure,…
How Condoms are Really Used (Home School Video)
Condoms are funny because they are balloons guys put on their wieners, but they’re also deadly serious. They can be the thin blue shield between you and HIV, but they also come in purple as well as they purple-in the……
Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered: True Origin of Actual Series Revealed
A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. “The Deflowering” was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an…
Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name
NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…