Month: June 2015
Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… Where Did You Say?!
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one…
America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark
On July 4th, we will once again celebrate our independence from the tyranny of England. Those British monarchs can be so oppressive. If it were up to Queen Elizabeth, we’d all be forced to drink Earl Grey tea with every…
Alex Salmond: “PC Bigots Don’t Understand this here Culture of Mine”
Widely respected political hipster and relentlessly-resentless SNP politician Alex Salmond has recently performed a valiant act of radical political performance theatre, with his “behave yourself, woman!” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-politics/11653578/Alex-Salmond-must-urgently-apologise-for-his-unacceptable-sexism.html
U.S. Steps Up Iraq’s Military Training by Attaching American Heads to Iraqi Bodies
Dateline: ARLINGTON COUNTY—American military officials order surgical attachment of American soldiers’ heads to the bodies of Iraqi soldiers to improve Iraq’s military training. Prior efforts to train democratic Iraq’s military have been stymied. Instead of fighting Islamic State insurgents, Iraq’s…
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy
Phew! I’m worn out. Or maybe just in a vaguely soporific state. It was all fun and amusing to start with, but I think the novelty’s worn off. Gets a bit samey after a while. Still, I always like to…
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy
OK, the sky hasn’t fallen in…. Yet. Just gotta keep going, I suppose. Cosmic E-Cheek Ass Slicer OK, this one is a little bit nastier, if also somewhat more fun… And it’s only for the more experienced, intrepidly kinky fetish…
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy (1/3)
Oof! Sorry for the mildly sensationalist headline. I never quite got over not getting to be a top reporter for the Galactical Enquirer. Still, somewhat more crucially, I must inform you of the existential spiritual peril facing you and your…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened -Part 6
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 6 (A serial book excerpt) In previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead)
… but we aren’t going to let that stop us… Glossynews has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S.. Reaching him at his present location in…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (2/2)
Last time: “A neocon is a Trotskyite who has been mugged by the prospect of a huge state salary.” To proceed further: The same is true of liberal interventionists, of course. I mean, the only real difference between neocons and…