Month: April 2013
Stars Align; It’s Not Your Week (horoscopes)
This week, many disturbing things are going to happen and the Stars are giddy like school girls that they get to watch.* RIGHT: The sign of Cancer. My wife was a cancer, which is kind of ironic considering how she…
Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)
There is nothing funny about Alzheimer’s Disease. Those afflicted suffer terribly. But this guy, shown here to the right, might have found a bit of an upside loophole to endure the affliction with a tad greater ease. (Click on the…
Evolutionary Scientists Injured in Freak Arboricultural Accident
A group of evolutionary naturalists, anthropologists, and biologists were injured yesterday in what police are officially calling “an unfortunate and unnecessary accident”. According to eyewitnesses, hundreds of members of the Royal Society went on their daily tree-trimming expedition and somehow,…
NPR Pledge Week Ads Feel Needy, Says Supporter (comic)
This time of year, twice a year, I get really annoyed with my local public radio station. They start begging me for money. I can’t blame them, they run commercial-free, but still, I just want to get back to my…
Consumers Wowed by PNC “Free iPad” Promotion
Consumer circles are going wild over a new promotion being offered by PNC Bank to first-time clients who opt to open an account with the nationwide financial company. Anyone who pays a non-refundable, $700 bank fee under the promotion is…
Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)
North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion. I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s…
Last Alliance of Idiots and Morons March for Bloomberg
NEW YORK CITY – Police are out in force after a grand alliance of idiots and morons took to Times Square to march in support of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his policies. Though the protesters already numbered over 40,000 by…
Welcome to Seattle – The Land the Sun Forgot
Excellent holiday pictures can be taken using a 16 megapixel Nikon digital camera. [This message brought to you by the Greater Seattle Tourist Information Bureau.] Greetings, visitor. Welcome to Seattle. If this is your first time to the Emerald City,…
Amo Ego Similis Mea Coffee (comic)
If you like your coffee dark and full-bodied, your women steaming hot, or your jokes day-old and bitter, this 14-panel comic has got you covered. There are a few original jokes in the mix, plus the very best of the…
Family Unsure If Passive Aggressive Man Likes Being Called Pam
His hair is as blue as the state in which he grew up and, by all accounts, as equally impressive. Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, web forum coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. “Oh, that’s right,…