Month: December 2009
Salvation Army: More Bell Ringers Going Mad This Season
The Salvation Army has reported a higher than normal number of Christmas bell ringers going mad this holiday season. Every year there are always a few who go loopy from the constant ringing of their little hand bells and the…
You Can Win $100 by Writing Killer Satire
This contest is active for the month of January and February (extended for March as well), and it will be held-over every month thereafter as long as readership continues to build and the user response is positive.
Glenn Beck’s New Book: “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs”
Yet another poignant reminder that Glenn Beck was born and lived to tell about it. In “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs,” Beck takes his readers back to a time when all there was for breakfast was cold cereal and…
Will Queen Elizabeth Soon Grace the US Dollar?
Where can the good news feasibly begin when the Rainbow starts and ends in crocks of festering shite? The UN’s Climate Conference in Copenhagen has been pre-cursed and already daubed a well-deserved full seven shades of corrupt and deceitful shit-brown…
Conservative Eroticism versus Liberal Eroticism
(American politics at its Best: difference in the eroticism happening inside your bedroom) Thanks to billions after billions of dollars invested by Political Machines into the Think-Tanks and Institutes for the political myth-makers to perfect their beautiful language and rich…
Yes, Virginia, There is Global Warming
“DEAR EDITOR: I am 48 years old. “Some of my conservative friends say there is no Global Warming. “The UN says, ‘If you see it in a peer reviewed journal it’s so.’ “Please tell me the truth; is there Global…
Food Network Show Hosts Arrested in Food Fight
New York, NY – The set of the Food Network’s annual “Ho-Ho-Home for the Holidays Christmas Spectacular” looked more like Hell’s Kitchen than the happy holidays venue it was originally designed to portray last Thursday when a fight broke out…
Chocolate-Face “Hershey Guy” Makes Race Accusation
I’m not a racist and I know that because I don’t know what racism is. I have friends who run, friends who don’t run, and friends who don’t even appreciate running. That’s about the extent of my understanding of “the…
Cheney Chases “Party of the Past” Out of His Closet
[UNDSCL’D] DELAWARE, WY – He may be the wise-ass who shoots his friend in the face; true, but he’s OUR friend-face-shooting wise-ass… If you turn 180° from that public persona, you get this touching story about his childhood that he…
Twelve Days of Christmas — The Ghost of Christmas Present
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve court subpoenas, Eleven texts saying ‘ph*ck you’, Ten bailiffs with repossession orders, Nine blokes to cut the gas off, Eight maids with paternity claims, Seven photos of…