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Justice Kavanaugh Accidentally Leaked Controversial Draft of Abortion Decision
Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive draft of a Supreme Court decision that would end the Constitutional right to abortion, an investigation by Fox News revealed. Liberals pounced on the report to show they were not to blame…
Sox/Yanks Broadcasting Booth Base Brawl: MLB’s Return on Fox
(October, 2020) Fox had heretofore deemed baseball too civilized, but seeing the newsworthiness of a sport on tilt with ugly negotiations, bitter tweets, and a cheating scandal barely in its rearview mirror, the decision to replicate its political approach broadcasting…
Trump orders Barr to Investigate Mother Nature for Insider Trading
Trump orders Barr to Investigate Mother Nature for Insider Trading Washington, DC (AP). In a bold show of insane “kaka” the President last week conveyed to his favourite Fox news slime—Lou Dobbs (aka LouDo)—an autographed exhibit showing a 1900 point…
Lou Dobbs Drugged and Kidnapped
New York (Fox News). One day after delivering the most absurd, sycophantic, car crash adulation of President Trump (Moran, 2020), Fox Business host Lou Dobbs was found in Central Park bound and naked.
Hannity WARNS COMPLACENT AMERICA of Buddhist World’s LIBERAL BIAS!
Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean Hannity is warning the world of an unprecedented threat from religious fanatics that (at least from all that we can gather from the right wing of the Fake News Industrial Complex)…
BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!
In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…
What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…
Tucker Carlson Versus the Girl Scouts of America
New York, (Fox News) Tucker Carlson as a guest on Fox and Friends doubled down on his rant on the hoax that is called “White Supremacy” by asking: If it is such a problem where are the Goose Steppers, Brown…
End of the Gay Dinosaurs: Fox News Steals the March on Glossy News
What do Fox News folks think about homosexuality and the end of the dinosaurs? Will male-on-male love bring about the end of the human species, just as it ended the reign of the dinosaurs? Bill O’Reilly Well, who’s to say?…