Author: Lew Tuck
Trump Proves That He Wore a Facemask on the Honeywell Factory Visit
Phoenix, AZ (AP) President Donald Trump when asked at a recent press encounter why he didn’t where a face mask on his recent tour of the Honeywell mask factory, emphatically affirmed that, “…I did wear a mask and maybe you…
Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair
Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…
Trump Names Jared and Ivanka Ventilator Co-Czars
Washington, DC (AP) At yesterday’s White House press briefing President Trump made the stunning announcement that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner, by Executive Order # 1001, will assume the newly created positions of Ventilator co-Czars. The action…
Trump orders Barr to Investigate Mother Nature for Insider Trading
Trump orders Barr to Investigate Mother Nature for Insider Trading Washington, DC (AP). In a bold show of insane “kaka” the President last week conveyed to his favourite Fox news slime—Lou Dobbs (aka LouDo)—an autographed exhibit showing a 1900 point…
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
Trump Rushed to Walter Reed for Hand Trauma
rump had suffered multiple paper cuts from his rage induced efforts to tear up old Nancy Pelosi speeches that he demanded his staff find for him after his State of the Union delivery.
Lou Dobbs Drugged and Kidnapped
New York (Fox News). One day after delivering the most absurd, sycophantic, car crash adulation of President Trump (Moran, 2020), Fox Business host Lou Dobbs was found in Central Park bound and naked.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Female Orthodontists are Tough Lawrence!
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell on a recent episode of his program the Last Word, dismissed the President’s veiled reiterated threat of the military, police and Bikers for Trump rising up in force to support him in the event of his removal…
Tucker Carlson Versus the Girl Scouts of America
New York, (Fox News) Tucker Carlson as a guest on Fox and Friends doubled down on his rant on the hoax that is called “White Supremacy” by asking: If it is such a problem where are the Goose Steppers, Brown…