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Ayatollah Khamenei Offers Citizenship and Villas to Boebert and Greene

Tehran, Iran (Al Jazeera). In an unusual bid to appease and distract protestors, particularly young Iranian females, who have taken to the streets to mourn the death of Masha Amini (a young woman who was arrested last week and who died…

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We are so proud to be Mussolinis

Salt Lake City, UT (AP). It might be recalled that in the early stages of the 2016 presidential campaign, concerns about the disaster that Trump would wreak on the party were raising alarms among the Republican faithful. At first, he…

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Lindsey Graham Indicted for Murder Conspiracy by Moscow Grand Jury

Moscow (TASS). In a shocking announcement, the Constitutional Court of Russia has handed down conspiracy to commit murder indictments against Senator Lindsey (“I am not defective”) Graham (R-SC) and co-conspirator Lev Parnas. The charges include threatening bodily harm…“The only way…

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Trump Claims “Afternoon Delights” Alibi

Washington, DC (AP).  Under attack for the missing White House call logs, former President Donald Trump said, “there are no call logs because there were simply no calls made during that time period! You guys can make all the stink you want…

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Majorie Taylor Green (MJT) and her Lover Accused of Bestiality

Washington, DC (AP). In an article published in  the Journal of Animal Ethics (JAE), MJT and her veterinarian lover have been accused of being “bestophiles.” Reminiscent of the “compromat” speculation surrounding Donald Trump’s toady like support and bromance with Vladimir Putin, similar allegations are…

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Make America Gag Again

Atlanta (AP) Just when the Trump Administration thought things could not get any worse, the Center for Disease Control released a report on the dramatic increase of Non-Covid19, related Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome (CVS20), that has ravaged sixty-five percent of the country…

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Barr’s Secret Police Identified as Unemployed Walmart Security Guards

Washington DC (WAPO) Dismayed by the May jobs report and the unabated protests outside the White House, Administration Spokesperson, Kay (I need to get…) leighed MagaNinny announced yesterday that Attorney Generalissimo William Barf, Economic Guru Supremo Kevin Hassbeen and Walmart…

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Trump Claims He is a Necromancer

Washington DC (AP) In a remarkable disclosure in the Rose Garden Friday, President Trump announced, “When I arose this morning, I discovered I had the spiritual gift of being able to communicate with the dead. In fact, it was George…

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Trump Proves That He Wore a Facemask on the Honeywell Factory Visit

Phoenix, AZ (AP) President Donald Trump when asked at a recent press encounter why he didn’t where a face mask on his recent tour of the Honeywell mask factory, emphatically affirmed that,  “…I did wear a mask and maybe you…

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Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair

Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…

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