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Newt Volunteers/Threatens to Join Mars One-Way Mission (If Not Appointed to Cabinet)
(NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: HERE’S A QUICK AND DIRTY ONE FROM BRIAN. NOW, I WONDER WHO THAT REMINDS YOU OF?) Fallow bucket of human compost and erstwhile DC King Maker Newton Leroy Gingrich has put up his name as a…
What the Presidential Candidates Are Doing—Right This Moment
With the Election mercifully only hours away, the three major candidates (and one cameo candidate) are done putting the final touches on their respective Frankenstein campaigns. Using an unholy combination of satanic ritual coupled with classified NSA technology that hasn’t…
Hey Hey Donald Hey: (With Apologies to Bill Frederick’s: Hey Hey LBJ)
Hey Hey Donald Hey, How many casinos did you lose today? Gonna file for bankruptcy and lose your dollars now, oh, boy! Donald Trump has eager hands to grab another bargain, She runs off and tells the mob that Donald…
History – As Told by Forgotten Newspaper Headlines
The recent presidential election has resulted in some pretty shocking newspaper headlines – like when Scotland’s The Daily Record ran a cover story showing a photo of Donald Trump at his swank new Scottish golf course on a windy day,…
Clinton vs Weiner: The Democrats Are Screwed?
Where are we and how did we get here? I am paraphrasing the words of Jim Stockdale in the 1992 US Vice Presidential debate. Those are also the words much of the American electorate asks near Election Day. A sure…
4K Glossy News Podcast 066 (10-24-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole new slew of stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 24th, 2016 edition. * NO MORE election updates. I wanted to do more, but it’s…
Muslims Report Stuff
At the second presidential debate, a Muslim member of the Town Hall audience asked Donald Trump what could be done to reduce the intense level of Islamophobia. Trump replied with what many Americans think is an outstanding solution to address…
Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without…
Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to accustom Americans to those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando Lamas, chairman of the Institute, said at…
Inflammatory Gary Johnson & Bill Weld Video: Secret Transcript Leak
Libertarian POTUS 2016 hopefuls Gary Johnson and Bill Weld have recently done a revamp of their recent edgy campaign video. This hilarious inept video makeover hasn’t been released yet; but the new video does contain the edgy guitar instrumentals of David…