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American Cow Pie
Authors Note: This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little…
Ann Coulter Grants Trump Permission to Reopen Federal Government… Finally.
Washington, DC- Political pundit, and current Trump Administration Minister of All Things Policy, Ann Coulter, granted President Donald Trump permission to end the federal government shutdown on Thursday, claiming she was bored with the lack of progress achieved after another…
Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks
Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…
How Much We Do Forget – Our Fights With Cuba, Iran and Socialism And How We Caused Them
My, My! How much we do forget! Obama tried to connect with our old foes Cuba and Iran to smooth out the decades old conflicts and make the world a more friendly place. However, now Mr. President Grinch has decided…
The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?
George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…
Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror House- Specially made to scare…
The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???
1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…
Have A Trump-Free Day!
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily laden days-off agenda. (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off!) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves of our entire nation due…
Rap The Swamp: Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment! Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Who…