Posted in Celebrity Gossip Strange People

Mayans, Nostradamus Agree on Donald Trump Armageddon Scenario

Machu Picchu, dusk – GlossyNews.com: After ten seconds of reciprocal nodding over candlelight, Nostradamus and Mayan elders have announced they are in complete agreement with their Donald Trump apocalyptic destruction prophecies. “I clearly mentioned that guy in the 3rd verse…

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Posted in Biz News Top Stories

Donald Trump Statues Set to Fire Much of Scotland

A radical anarchist campaign group dead set against Donald Trump’s £1 zillion golf resort project at Menie in the coastal province of McTwatshire has dressed up statues around Scotland parodying the avaricious American tycoon. The Menie Liberation Front group said…

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Posted in Top Stories

From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!

Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…

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Posted in Politics

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that had been festering our governmental tract…

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Posted in Health

Trump Administration Nutrition Lobbyists: “McDonalds Junk Food” is FAKE NEWS!

The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting against an insidious CNN / mainstream media CONSPIRACY against selfless, altruistic, patriotic restaurant companies. The three officials in question, representing KFC, McDonalds…

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Posted in Politics

Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024

Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their hats into the ring at a press conference in  Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr. Putin hopes to…

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Posted in Crime Politics

More Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next 50 Years

Presidential Election Announcements as the Great Awakening Plays Out (President / VicePresident)2024: Donald Trump / Ivanka Trump2028: *Ivanka Trump / Donnie Trump, Jr.2032: *Ivanka Trump /Jared Kushner2036: *Jared Kushner/ Tiffany Trump2040: Kim Guilfoyle / Eric Trump2044: Barron Trump / Donald…

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Posted in Making Headlines Top Stories

Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again

•           Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? •           It’s fake news YOU can live without me. •           YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. •           Forever looking for the right woman,…

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Trump Declares 2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him

(Vice Presidential candidate Ivanka Trump says Stop The Steal) Former President Donald Trump says the 2024 Presidential election has already been stolen from him and that the upcoming vote should be overturned in his favor. Trump, in a case of…

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Trump Claims “Afternoon Delights” Alibi

Washington, DC (AP).  Under attack for the missing White House call logs, former President Donald Trump said, “there are no call logs because there were simply no calls made during that time period! You guys can make all the stink you want…

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