Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Sorry Folks! Journalists Don’t Have a Right to Be ‘Respected.’

The hypocritical pretence of “moral guardianship” on the part of the Far Center establishment media is disgusting. The current US and UK journalistic establishment reek of entitlement.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Sorry Folks! Journalists Don’t Have a Right to Be ‘Respected.’
Posted in Top Stories World News

After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph

After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph
Posted in Making Headlines Society

Woman sues Women Studies Feminists for preventing her from Sleeping her way to the Top

Dateline: NY CITY—Miss Marylou Ditsy is suing Women Studies departments in colleges across the United States, for creating an atmosphere of political correctness that she alleges has prevented her from sleeping her way to the top.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Woman sues Women Studies Feminists for preventing her from Sleeping her way to the Top
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?

I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof. This is one of the more prolific satire sites…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Technology

How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
Posted in Biz News World News

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank
Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes Music

Wacky Friends Parodies (III): Dictators

The bizarrely-named ‘Hitler Trolls’ have a whole slew of dictators! This time, instead of Nazis alone (as with the video from a few days ago by a different creator), we have Stalin, Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Wacky Friends Parodies (III): Dictators
Posted in Society

China Officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047

Dateline: PLAYGROUND 307, Year 2051—The eight hundred remaining adults in the United States are increasingly asking how the Age of Reason become the Age of Babies.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! China Officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047
Posted in Politics War Zone

Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Jake Tapper Softballs Evil Werewolf Who Just Ate His Entire Neighborhood (H/T Benjamin Cain)

Hot on the heels of a recent tragedy where Jimmy Fallon let a serial killer murder his guests live on TV, rival softball emperor Jake Tapper has made a fairly serious blunder too.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jake Tapper Softballs Evil Werewolf Who Just Ate His Entire Neighborhood (H/T Benjamin Cain)