50 Shades of Gray Author Shockingly Honored
The author of the 50 Shades trilogy has been handed the Nobel Prize for Peace. In what the literally, scientific and political world are deeming a ‘horrible, shocking mistake’, Erika Leonard was presented with the prize in Oslo City Hall…
Biden’s Laugh Claims Ryan’s Smirk Isn’t VP Material
Following Thursday night’s Vice Presidential debate, Joe Biden’s laugh told reporters that Candidate Paul Ryan’s smirk “simply is not qualified for the number two position.” Biden’s laugh went on to explain that “a President grimaces, and a grimace is a…
Iranian News Agency Goof: Thought Onion Spoof About Rednecks Liking Ahmajinadad was Real
Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community…
Paul Ryan Files Lawsuit Against Martha Raddatz
Immediately following the vice-presidential debate on Thursday evening, the Ryan half of the Romney/Ryan ticket filed a law suit against Martha Raddatz. An agreement had been reached prior to the debate that Congressman Paul Ryan would be referred to as…
Catholic Church To Endorse Masturbation By Males Only
The Catholic church is preparing to make a major announcement concerning changes to their view on sexual behavior. After years of frowning upon, and causing many young Catholics to experience immense guilt, they are now ready to endorse masturbation for…
911 Call Blamed on Noxious Farts
A father is said to be responsible for a call out to the emergency services following a fart that was mistakenly thought to be a noxious gas leak. Father of two, Eric Wilson, is thought to have farted in his…
Mitch McConnell’s Public Jobs Program Puts on Happy Face
In a stunning about face on public sector financed job programs, the minority leader of the senate, Republican Mitch McConnell, offered a new program that he believes can be started following the eviction of the Obama family in January 2013….
Prison Medical Request Denied by Sandusky Judge During Sentencing
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky submitted by his defense team upon sentencing this week. Sandusky’s recent conviction of 45 counts of serial child molestation and subsequent…
Crocodile Eats 75 Villagers in Remote Kenyan Park
Bwanna, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village it decimated during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’…
Handlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for…