Following Thursday night’s Vice Presidential debate, Joe Biden’s laugh told reporters that Candidate Paul Ryan’s smirk “simply is not qualified for the number two position.”
Biden’s laugh went on to explain that “a President grimaces, and a grimace is a less sad frown which is an upside down smile which is a less happy laugh. So me and the Presidential mouth are like kissing cousins so to speak full of conflicting emotion.
“Something happens to the President, I go from laughing, to smiling, to grimacing to frowning, then back to grimacing. Boom! I’m the Presidential mouth. But you can’t got from a smirk to a grimace. Where’s the emotional connection!? Where’s the kissing!? You ever kiss a smirk? All thin like chicken lips, chicken lips? Hahahaha!”
Ryan’s smirk blasted back by saying “a smirk is actually a grimace with sarcasm, and once the time for sarcasm is over and it’s time to get real, I’m right there.
Not some distant cousin who arrives way later after something tragic has happened to the President. I’m in the immediate family. No need for emotion, or kissing or awkward feelings about moving into your cousin’s room, because he’s gone. We’ve been sleeping in the same bed all along with zero emotion. We’re pretty much married.”
A Fox News poll, taken after the debate, showed that 75% of Americans disagreed with Ryan’s smirk and did not feel that smirks were married to grimaces in passionless marriages but rather grimaces were married to frowns in miserable marriages.
After hearing the results of the poll Ryan’s smirk quivered and frowned to which Biden’s laugh sarcastically smiled and replied “yeah, that’s what we want in the White House, a little frowny tittty baby. Hahahaha!”
I honestly thought the laugh was going to, at some point, jump right out of its chair and slap the smirk right of it’s face.
I have to go with the laugh myself. Although there was a point where I thought he was going to dislocate his lower jaw and try to swallow the smirk.
Just curious if you saw the CNN polls. Nice try though