2015 Advice for Graduating Students
I’d been working as an administrative assistant at an Ivy League university for about a year when my boss, the school’s marketing director, asked me to compile a list of inspirational quotes for the graduating class. I dutifully sent a…
Our Crowdfunded North Korea Movie is Chugging Along, but it Needs Your Help
Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish. We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was…
The Convenience of Misogyny? Kerry, Clinton, the White-Knight-Industrial Complex (2/2)
Continuing what I said yesterday about about John Kerry’s ethically problematic text on war rape and its pro-“Humanity” implications… Of course, there is fierce market competition among the The Party of Humanity, rather as there are among all religious cults,…
The Convenience of Misogyny? Kerry, Clinton, the White-Knight-Industrial Complex (1/2)
As Hillary Clinton has announced she is running for the US Presidency, it is probably a good time to take a broader look at the potential pitfalls of politicians being presented as “feminists.” I don’t dispute that feminism (however defined)…
Decidophobic Man Unable to Dismiss Completed Calendar Task Involving Ex-Girlfriend
Wilbur, Kansas – 29-year-old Marketing Manager, Larry Rossgarden, has considered himself to be a procrastinator since his college days at the University of Kansas, where he would consistently delay writing papers and studying for exams until literally minutes before they…
Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates.
The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out…
Better parenting through polling
When it comes to parenting, I don’t always make the best decisions. I’m not always sure what the right thing to do is in a difficult situation. Like the time our elder daughter begged and pleaded with me to let…
Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (2/2)
Unlike Khomeini-ite Fiqh, TULIP-flavor Calvinism, and other scientific and empirically rigorous political discourses, “nice guy” and “friendzoning” are ideological aberrations that are completely detached from reality. Still, that didn’t stop Khameini giving it to us one last time: I mean,…
Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (1/2)
Some would say that The Enemies Of Our Glorious Nation™ are quarrelsome folk. (Or if not “enemies of America,” at least the enemies of the non-satire news media and of The International Beltway Community). Still, there is such a thing…
New Dog Treat Introduced in Honor of Ghostbusters Reboot
St. Louis, Missouri – As the newest Ghostbusters film comes closer to fruition, more and more companies are releasing products that, in thought, will appeal to the everyday consumer who doubles as a Ghostbusterian. The latest household name to join…