Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize He Created Income Tax
Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President. Mobs in…
Exclusive – An Interview With Mrs. Tsarnaev- Mother Of The Boston Bombers
Glossy – Good day, Mrs. Tsarnaev! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us. Mrs. Tsarnaev – You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig. Glossy – Um…. well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As…
LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (2/2)
Nick Clegg might not have won the election yet, but he still has the chance to be the next Anthony Eden… Or at least David Cameron, at a push.
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LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (1/2)
Almost forgot the name of that there oul’ party until the objective BBC™ reminded me. As them there boys on Radio Ulster say, “You boys get around, don’t ye?” Not normally a compliment.
Guy Desperate for Job Will Take Anything That Doesn’t Make Him Question Self Worth
Jacob Ericsson is broke and about to be homeless. But he’s looking for work and will accept any offers as long as he’s not “too good” for the job. Ericsson made a plea for any and everyone to e-mail him…
The Ballad of “Old Hillary”
THE BALLAD OF “OLD HILLARY” (sung to “The Battle of New Orleans”) In twenty-fifteen we had a little slip Along with Hillary Clinton on her presidential trip. She wrote a little book but it didn’t sell so well Then we…
Oregon Man Successfully Hides Chin from Wife
Portland, OR—The vanity of the world is reaching new heights, or should I say lows. Recently in the news, a Korean husband divorced his wife when she birthed an ugly child, an Indian woman left her husband when she discovered…
What Would Allah Do?
If the Shi’ites were fighting the Sunni’s what would Allah want? He say for them to lay down their arms and realize that they are brothers of the same faith. If a Moslem country’s leaders were demonizing other countries to…
Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them.
When traveling, safety is of the utmost importance. Each year over six million people are gored to death in the Grand Canyon by cactii alone. Don’t be a statistic. Be smart… I mean, you’ll still be a statistic, technically, but…