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Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…
GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone to Take Over 2016 Election
Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret,…
USA on High Alert As Bushes Threaten Yet Another Bush In Office
News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War…
Forgetful Bush ‘Still Occasionally Turning Up to White House Unannounced’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Sources in Washington D.C. have confirmed that former U.S. President George W. Bush is still forgetfully turning up to the White House unnanounced. He was seen this morning idly walking around the grounds of the White House,…
November Surprise: Bush Hysterically Backs Barack
GlossyNews.com – In a surprise move, George W. Bush has endorsed Barack Obama in today’s election. “I know you all must think I’ve been drunking crazy-water,” said Mr. Bush. “But the more I looked at that Barry fellows record, the…
Welcome to the Hotel Post-Bush Tax Cuts
Discount hotel chains nationwide plan to leave the light on for a new breed of budget-conscious traveler—America’s most wealthy citizens. After Dr. Hamilton Lempert, a Cincinnati emergency room doctor, conveyed to NPR that expiration of the Bush tax cuts at…
Obama Blames Last Year’s DC Earthquake on the Bush’s Fault Line
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The 6.1 earthquake that rattled the nation’s capitol last year had shock waves that were felt as far north as New England. No major damages were reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks…
Obama Apologizes For Time It’s Taken To Clean Up Bush’s Mess
President blames himself for underestimating extent to which his Republican predecessor managed to f*ck everything up. WASHINGTON – In a conciliatory address to the nation today, President Obama apologized for the amount of time it has taken for him to…
Republicans Claim Inheritance Tax Owed on Deficit Inherited from Bush
Republicans continue to assure the wealthiest Americans that no new taxes will be levied against them. However, with the Tea Party breathing down their necks and threatening to withhold votes if something isn’t done to get the budget under control,…
Trump; “Yuge Deal” Assassinating Osama All Praise to Bush
Humorless comb-over victim Donald Trump, an alleged billionaire by his own self-proclamation, and centerpiece of the NBC ratings basement “Celebrity Apprentice,” has upped his game yet again, going on the offensive against the countless ones of person who insulted him…