Humorless comb-over victim Donald Trump, an alleged billionaire by his own self-proclamation, and centerpiece of the NBC ratings basement “Celebrity Apprentice,” has upped his game yet again, going on the offensive against the countless ones of person who insulted him at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.
Skipping over the well-placed criticisms, which were aptly placed and things of beauty, “The Donald” chose instead to quack back to his self-aggrandizing ways.
“Listen, you nobodies,” he endearingly started to a group of bloggers standing by for comment, “I got Obama to release his long form birth certificate, which I’m not even sure is real. This whole thing here what with the roast of the White House, it’s not real, it’s as fake as anything you guys see on TV that you think is real.”
Before going off onto an unsolicited, arguably crazy tangent about how the seasoned, unflappable and flawless Seth Meyers “garbled his words… it was like he had marbles in his [big dumb] mouth,” Mr. Trump told the waiting battery of bloggers, “listen, if it wasn’t for what that Bush did, what with his deciding and what stuff, there wouldn’t be a dead Obama [sic] today. Hell, I’d have killed Obama [sic] myself, if that lanky weasel ever got close enough to me to make it happen.”
Pandering further to his FOX constituents, Mr. Trump continued briefly before departing, adding, “Karl Rove, that’s who you should be thanking. And Glenn Beck, that guy gets it. He did more for taking down Osama bin Barack [sic?] than anything this weak president did.”
As he walked off, Mr. Trump shouted back, “I had him in my guys’ sites last year, I could have taken him out, and I wouldn’t have given him a sea burial, I would have dragged him through the streets until nothing was left of him, and then I’d have the non-remains bronzed and put on my mantle, because I’m the richest man in the history of the world, you stupid bloggers. What’s a blog anyway? You guys are losers. I’d fire all of you.”
Mr. Trump has already announced his 2012 presidential campaign, but awaits sanctions for his television show remaining on the air. Not just because of equal-time rules, but because it is a terrible, terrible excuse for what presently passes as television.
Gary Busy was unavailable for comment, but nonetheless said, “Trump is the dump-a-thump dong!” which means absolutely nothing to anyone.
The photo above (click to enlarge) is intended to show that Mr. Trump’s hair “do” is in no way ridiculous, assuming one grades on a curve, and does so only in the audience of the Correspondent’s Dinner.
JB 2012 is so far right, there’s nothing left of him.
Jeb Bush 2012 is right… far right, I think.
Thoroughly enjoyed this “thump a Trump dong.”
A grateful nation praises President Bush and salutes his victory in the death of osama, and demands the impeachment and removal of the kenyan born, radical muslim communist waging jihad against America from our WHITE House! Watch Fox News and learn the truth – fair and balanced! Demand additional Tax Cuts for the Wealthy, to get help to those who so desperately need our assistance!