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Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village.
George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton
Shrivelled Wall Street Walnut and former Warmonger-in-Chief George Bush Senior has recently issued a third sexual harassment apology. The first one was in relation to his alleged grope of Heather Lind.
Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….
YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT
Clinton & Bush Condemn Trump for Upstaging the Good Guys
The Clinton and Bush Dynasties have released a joint mutual solidarity statement condemning Trump’s recent (allegedly) divisive populist policies… As exclusively revealed on Glossy News over the course of the past 48 hours. This typically balanced and dispassionate artefact of…
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)
The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…
Jeb Bush Blunder on Immigration and Reconciliation
Jeb Bush’s attempts to speak up louder than those who to some limited extent do have a voice (regarding immigration) have suffered a serious blow. At a recent dialogue conference about how to make the GOP more inclusive, an immigration…
Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (2/2)
Earlier, President Obama introduced his plan to expand the International Community. He briefly and compassionately considered Palestine, Vatican City, the future Greater Israel, China, Japan, Russia, EU, India… But none of them meet the high standards of the Global Village…
Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (1/2)
Malicious and insidious recalcitrationalists from Glossynews and other disreputable non-Fox/-MSBC media outlets have been ignorantly and brutally ridiculing The Universal Interest. And it’s purely on these grounds, and not on account of any cynical or disingenuous motivation whatsoever… That President…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (2)
Here’s the rest of The End of History. I’m so excited to proclaim this, I nearly expected the ceiling of my office to cave in. …Not the glass ceiling, of course. For, just like the 100%-Anti-State-Patronage-And-Condescension-Dems, Republicans don’t have a…